Benders are Magic"Spike, take a letter," Twilight instructed the little dragon. Spike grabbed up his quill and paper as she cleared her throat.Dear Princess Celestia, Last night I learned some very valuable things about friendship. I learned that alcohol is the most amazing of beverages and has many wonderful abilities. With proper quantities consumed, the once simple task of walking down the street becomes as exciting as a climb up a steep mountain while at the same time every street becomes a dance floor.I've learned that once you've drank enough, every piece of music is written just for you to sing along with and that your voice becomes infinitely
Fresh Princess of PonyvilleIn west Fillydelphia, born and grazed,but Canterlot is where I spent most of my days.Herdin' it and nerdin' it; relaxin' with the fillies,brushing up on prophecies that were givin' me the willies.When I read about a mare, she was up to no good:plottin' to bring eternal darkness to the neighborhood.I mentioned to the Princess and she got all ill,she told me, "Pack your books and get your butt to Ponyville."I whistled for a chariot and when it came near,the pegasi were fresh, and they had dice on their rears.If anything I could say this cherry was "chill,"but I thought, "Neigh, forget it. Bronies, on to Ponyville!"I fina
Bits-Dollars Conversion TheoryThis is an estimation of the exchange rate for Bits = Dollars and Jangles = DollarsThis theory will be going by the assumption that a bucket of apples seen in Call of the Cutie is 1 Bushel, costing 4 bitsBits (If apples were very cheap)4 Bits = $2.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)1 Bit = $0.50 cents Nets you 10-10.5 apples0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.04 7/10 - $0.05 Gets you a single appleBits v2 (If apples went for around the same price as the real world)4 Bits = $14.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)1 Bit = $3.50 Nets you 10-10.5 apples0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.35-$0.37 Nets you a s
...oh, and I see you already heard of this? (seeing the new description)
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